Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

The Fifth of November

   Remember, remember!
   The fifth of November,
   The Gunpowder treason and plot;
   I know of no reason
   Why the Gunpowder treason
   Should ever be forgot!
   Guy Fawkes and his companions
   Did the scheme contrive,
   To blow the King and Parliament
   All up alive.
   Threescore barrels, laid below,
   To prove old England's overthrow.
   But, by God's providence, him they catch,
   With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
   A stick and a stake
   For King James's sake!
   If you won't give me one,
   I'll take two,
   The better for me,
   And the worse for you.
   A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
   A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
   A pint of beer to wash it down,
   And a jolly good fire to burn him.
   Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
   Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
   Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

-- Rand Paul

LOL, that Rand Paul, he just can't stop plagiarizing, good one, Joe.

THANKYOU!  

It was killing me no one had caught that. I thought I was being so clever...

Very sad. 

Anyone who sees the redeeming quality of John Carter and Lone Ranger films despite critics reviews is inherently clever, never forget it!