They Finally Did It

'Nuff Said!

Smell the Excelsior!

Nothing says sophisticated Cologne like the scent of an old man. What are the main ingredients, nose hairs, Old Spice and cheap cigars?

I wonder if he was wearing that same scent the night he got the lap dance and "created" Stripperella.

So who would the target customer be here, it can't be a very big target. Are there enough people in the world willing to buy this in order to make producing it worth their while? Maybe production costs are cheap for perfume these days?

What percentage of current and past Marvel fans would bother with cologne? Have you been to a comic convention? Most of these guys don't worry about how they smell. Maybe they wouldn't use it, but just keep it minty-in-box.

How many ladies an one fanboy expect to attract with this aroma?

And how many ladies would actually recognize the scent?