DENNIS RODMAN AND KIM JONG UN MEET TO CHOOSE NEW POPE. DISCUSS.

"Sounds legit."

Where the hell was I when all this was happening?

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/03/opinion/avlon-rodman-korea/index.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/03/05/dennis-rodmans-trip-a-video-recap-from-north-korean-media/

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/05/17194457-kerry-on-rodman-as-a-diplomat-he-is-a-great-basketball-player?lite

It was a big story, even Stephanopolis gave him a hard time, pointing out some of the atrocities his new BFF is responsible for.

Being buddies with Rodman didn't result in a kinder, gentler Kim Jung Un either. As of today, he's again threatening preemptive nuclear strikes against all aggressor nations, particularly the US. He can't carry that out of course, but why couldn't Dennis Rodman have slam dunked the little toad instead of falling under his sway?